Friday, December 30, 2005

@ 9:33 AM

Today i very sad... becoz the MRT carriage i took got no chiobu.... so pissed off !!!! everytime the MRT approach the station, outside alot of chiobu i see liao "shiok" liao. But when the MRT stops.... Only those puepue bakbak lao kok kok aunty come in.... then those chiobu all enter the carriage beside mine!!!! wth man so suaY!!!! + everytime MRT jerk so hard i sway here sway there.... i almost sing out the sway song loudly in MRT... but i scared pple ask me go join singapore idol, so i better dun sing hahaha

Anyway hoh today last friday of the yr 2005 liao? any last words??? the world is coming to an end !!! of 2005 la haha
Today i read the Today newspaper.. see the article say electricity bill increase becoz of fuel prices increase again... knn... increase summore my mother will decrease my pocket money man !!! how to play my game likdat???? wanna save resource, ask those company dun work so hard work so late lah !!! likdat sure will save 1 !! u noe 1 office eat dunno how many volts of electricity anot !!! enuff to last my home 1/2 a year man !!!! Make us work less then we will save more then u garment dun nid to squeeze us more...

Today half day good can save electricity go home play game.. btw. ytd i was playing my world of warcraft, got this ang mo ask me how to pronounce my nick sIaOpoi the siao. I told him likdat "see-ah-ow" then tell him it means crazy. Then he reply me "oh it means crazy, i noe this chick using siao too and she's really hot crazy..." i see liao stun... dunno whether wat he means is wat i think hahaha

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

@ 11:31 PM

Today family dinner saw something interesting... this 2 girls eating then put laptop on anime and watch in a restaurant... WTF!!! so crowded u 2 still slowly eat and hog the place !!! If let shuhui see, she confirm complain to ministry of dunno wat....

Today i sleep again. super sleepy dunno why. I think i sicking soon.. this few days sleep too late and hair always wet then sleep liao.. i tink i abit dunno how to look after myself... but my gf also dunno how to look after me so in the end we all see me to die.. hahaha

aiya enuff crap tml go try upskirt :D

@ 9:13 AM

Let's talk about MRT again.... ytd forgot to post so post now. Anyway, MRT in the morning is really the land of opportunity, perverts like me can touch a girl anywhere anyhow also she wun care coz she will think crowded dats why accidentally touch touch. It's also good for pickpockets to pick some income and no one will realise coz too crowded. The worst ting is... its also opportunity for gays to anyhow touch -.-

ok now my encounter... take MRT everyday sure got interesting story to say 1. Yesterday, there was this aunty just come in from the station and gif 1 super lanjiao bin super super super guailan look!!!! the reason is!!!!! SHE GOT NO SPACE TO SIT!!!!! wtf man i see her expression i feel like slapping her... actually is got 1 sit at the other end... but 1 of the lady there went to sit which was reasonable la since she's already there. But this #$%^&*( aunty just come in only wanna sit... Ok here comes the worse part... she was so despo to sit that... he ask a man to get up and let her sit.... " Xiao di ah, ni ke yi qi lai rang wo zuo ma?" WTF!! if im the man i'll just slap her but too bad im not... thats y im here blogging haha.

Ok after so many yrs of taking MRT i conclude that the north pple are the prettiest.. east and west too many factory thats why the girls abit cmi... south and central pple all too busy cannot do makeup so also cmi

OK today will be another read blog day in office for me man... that Shuhui eat the da bao so big.... like my breast size hahaha :P

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

@ 12:08 AM

Firstly, Merry xmas all, sorry i didn't manage to send out xmas cards... i realised i no stamp and i lazy and no time to buy.

Ok nothing really interesting happen this X'mas. Seems like as u grow older, festive seasons doesn't really interest u anymore. It's just another yr gone. Anyway New Yr's coming this weekend, pretty fast eh... everything falls in place so quickly.

Alright GIRLS out there especially those who like to wear SHORT SKIRT PLSS becareful, I've come across a clip where this guy took videos of girls upskirt (plss dun ask me how i get it coz i got it) .... so yahlah... just becareful la wanna show plss show me dun let others see hahaha

Monday, December 19, 2005

@ 12:53 AM

finally finish interim... ahh sucky report... took so long to finish....

anyway xmas coming, which also means lao pa bday coming... headache dunno wat to get... and so many xmas card to gif out dunno got time anot... argh... blah !!!

oh yeah my bday coming please remember pple lolx

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

@ 10:38 AM

HoHoHo Happy bday to everyone who's bday is around this few days...
Xmas coming soon. New yr also coming soon. But most importantly, MY BDAY COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!! this coming bday will mark my 2nd decade living on earth... haiz old liao man. 20 sounds so bad... no more youth.

Oh btw read the article on some aussie webby banning Singaporean to enter because of dat hanging case. I was kinda shock how kuku those pple are.. your pple so kuku come singapore do drug then kanna hang u all complain us .... how kuku can that guy get... Singapore garment cannot anyhow test and play with 1.

anyway these week again zho bo in office.. but gotto hand in report this weekend.. sianz man who wanna write report for me? i treat 1 cup of daoni

btw, i still dun understand how pple can predict the lrt got single carriage or double..

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

@ 10:58 PM

ok this is to all residents who takes LRT to sch or work or wherever.....
PLS ENLIGHTEN ME!!!
Every morning when i go to work, i would see people standing on the platform to wait for LRT (DUHZ!) ok here's the qns... HOW DO U ALL NOE WHETHER ISIT a 1 CaRRAIGE LRT OR 2 !!!! how come some pple can foresee that it is a 2 carriage lrt !!!! and wait behind!!!! ARGH TEACH ME!!!!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

@ 6:05 AM

ok im gonna ask stupid qns again......... plss excuse me anyway here goes...

does those gay wear condom when they cha pigu?
and if they do, will the condom get stuck inside???


kk another funny and stupid thing i relised too. Many of us would reuse our towel after we bathe for some days. ok now here's the thing... before i continue, this may sound lame but i think its true. Ok here goes.. So, we would wipe our body, including our private part. OK HERE'S the problem !!!!!! sometimes, they would be like urine traces... so after u wipe your private part, u go and wipe your head and face.... and the process goes on until u change a towel.... ok... thats all i wanna say...

Friday, December 30, 2005

@ 9:33 AM

Today i very sad... becoz the MRT carriage i took got no chiobu.... so pissed off !!!! everytime the MRT approach the station, outside alot of chiobu i see liao "shiok" liao. But when the MRT stops.... Only those puepue bakbak lao kok kok aunty come in.... then those chiobu all enter the carriage beside mine!!!! wth man so suaY!!!! + everytime MRT jerk so hard i sway here sway there.... i almost sing out the sway song loudly in MRT... but i scared pple ask me go join singapore idol, so i better dun sing hahaha

Anyway hoh today last friday of the yr 2005 liao? any last words??? the world is coming to an end !!! of 2005 la haha
Today i read the Today newspaper.. see the article say electricity bill increase becoz of fuel prices increase again... knn... increase summore my mother will decrease my pocket money man !!! how to play my game likdat???? wanna save resource, ask those company dun work so hard work so late lah !!! likdat sure will save 1 !! u noe 1 office eat dunno how many volts of electricity anot !!! enuff to last my home 1/2 a year man !!!! Make us work less then we will save more then u garment dun nid to squeeze us more...

Today half day good can save electricity go home play game.. btw. ytd i was playing my world of warcraft, got this ang mo ask me how to pronounce my nick sIaOpoi the siao. I told him likdat "see-ah-ow" then tell him it means crazy. Then he reply me "oh it means crazy, i noe this chick using siao too and she's really hot crazy..." i see liao stun... dunno whether wat he means is wat i think hahaha

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

@ 11:31 PM

Today family dinner saw something interesting... this 2 girls eating then put laptop on anime and watch in a restaurant... WTF!!! so crowded u 2 still slowly eat and hog the place !!! If let shuhui see, she confirm complain to ministry of dunno wat....

Today i sleep again. super sleepy dunno why. I think i sicking soon.. this few days sleep too late and hair always wet then sleep liao.. i tink i abit dunno how to look after myself... but my gf also dunno how to look after me so in the end we all see me to die.. hahaha

aiya enuff crap tml go try upskirt :D

@ 9:13 AM

Let's talk about MRT again.... ytd forgot to post so post now. Anyway, MRT in the morning is really the land of opportunity, perverts like me can touch a girl anywhere anyhow also she wun care coz she will think crowded dats why accidentally touch touch. It's also good for pickpockets to pick some income and no one will realise coz too crowded. The worst ting is... its also opportunity for gays to anyhow touch -.-

ok now my encounter... take MRT everyday sure got interesting story to say 1. Yesterday, there was this aunty just come in from the station and gif 1 super lanjiao bin super super super guailan look!!!! the reason is!!!!! SHE GOT NO SPACE TO SIT!!!!! wtf man i see her expression i feel like slapping her... actually is got 1 sit at the other end... but 1 of the lady there went to sit which was reasonable la since she's already there. But this #$%^&*( aunty just come in only wanna sit... Ok here comes the worse part... she was so despo to sit that... he ask a man to get up and let her sit.... " Xiao di ah, ni ke yi qi lai rang wo zuo ma?" WTF!! if im the man i'll just slap her but too bad im not... thats y im here blogging haha.

Ok after so many yrs of taking MRT i conclude that the north pple are the prettiest.. east and west too many factory thats why the girls abit cmi... south and central pple all too busy cannot do makeup so also cmi

OK today will be another read blog day in office for me man... that Shuhui eat the da bao so big.... like my breast size hahaha :P

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

@ 12:08 AM

Firstly, Merry xmas all, sorry i didn't manage to send out xmas cards... i realised i no stamp and i lazy and no time to buy.

Ok nothing really interesting happen this X'mas. Seems like as u grow older, festive seasons doesn't really interest u anymore. It's just another yr gone. Anyway New Yr's coming this weekend, pretty fast eh... everything falls in place so quickly.

Alright GIRLS out there especially those who like to wear SHORT SKIRT PLSS becareful, I've come across a clip where this guy took videos of girls upskirt (plss dun ask me how i get it coz i got it) .... so yahlah... just becareful la wanna show plss show me dun let others see hahaha

Monday, December 19, 2005

@ 12:53 AM

finally finish interim... ahh sucky report... took so long to finish....

anyway xmas coming, which also means lao pa bday coming... headache dunno wat to get... and so many xmas card to gif out dunno got time anot... argh... blah !!!

oh yeah my bday coming please remember pple lolx

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

@ 10:38 AM

HoHoHo Happy bday to everyone who's bday is around this few days...
Xmas coming soon. New yr also coming soon. But most importantly, MY BDAY COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!! this coming bday will mark my 2nd decade living on earth... haiz old liao man. 20 sounds so bad... no more youth.

Oh btw read the article on some aussie webby banning Singaporean to enter because of dat hanging case. I was kinda shock how kuku those pple are.. your pple so kuku come singapore do drug then kanna hang u all complain us .... how kuku can that guy get... Singapore garment cannot anyhow test and play with 1.

anyway these week again zho bo in office.. but gotto hand in report this weekend.. sianz man who wanna write report for me? i treat 1 cup of daoni

btw, i still dun understand how pple can predict the lrt got single carriage or double..

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

@ 10:58 PM

ok this is to all residents who takes LRT to sch or work or wherever.....
PLS ENLIGHTEN ME!!!
Every morning when i go to work, i would see people standing on the platform to wait for LRT (DUHZ!) ok here's the qns... HOW DO U ALL NOE WHETHER ISIT a 1 CaRRAIGE LRT OR 2 !!!! how come some pple can foresee that it is a 2 carriage lrt !!!! and wait behind!!!! ARGH TEACH ME!!!!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

@ 6:05 AM

ok im gonna ask stupid qns again......... plss excuse me anyway here goes...

does those gay wear condom when they cha pigu?
and if they do, will the condom get stuck inside???


kk another funny and stupid thing i relised too. Many of us would reuse our towel after we bathe for some days. ok now here's the thing... before i continue, this may sound lame but i think its true. Ok here goes.. So, we would wipe our body, including our private part. OK HERE'S the problem !!!!!! sometimes, they would be like urine traces... so after u wipe your private part, u go and wipe your head and face.... and the process goes on until u change a towel.... ok... thats all i wanna say...