Wednesday, January 25, 2006

@ 11:34 PM

hmm today long day. Had to witness some survey session for my job.. so toured around clementi for about 2 hours non stop... wah like excersing likdat... so tired exhausted..

the worst ting is, run to so many household but only 2 is willing to do the survey for us... its either pple are not home or they just simply refuse to do it... wtf man singaporeans not coorperative at all!! but also cannot blame.. singapore too many con man cases.. sumore just now is 3 guys so i tink they more weary...

my manager who brought me back is driving a yellow sports car.. woo i 1st time sit sports car felt damn shiok! haha

come home late today... went plaza buy yoshi... on the way back saw this sexy pretty girl... she was paying her bills at the AXS machine... then i notice something... 2 ah peks... or rather 2 TICO PEKS!!! was oogling HARD at her... and i mean STARING at her... the reason? she was wearing a short skirt... even though the girl caught my attention and made me look at her again, but those 2 lao ticos are really overboard!!! they just stand behind her and OGLE!!! and discuss... their eyes FIXED at the girls butt... wah lau i see already feel like slapping them !!!

lucky the girl never go upstairs if not sure kanna upskirt by the 2 tico peks.... and me of coz haha

Monday, January 23, 2006

@ 12:26 AM

bought new phone new keyboard new mouse new clothes new bluetooth adaptor hahahaha happening day... 490 gone

Friday, January 20, 2006

@ 12:32 AM

If u think dogs can't blog, then think again....
here's a blog about 2 dogs life hahahaha
http://letstwistlickdunk.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

@ 11:19 PM

Have u ever felt like an ham cheen peng on the MRT or BUS!!!
YES I KNOW how does it feel... its like squeezing your fat out of your meat... omg today the MRT is extremely crowded that im really like a ham cheen peng... Imagine uncle aunty ahma ahkong girl boy lady men... squeezing u from all corners...

Ok nvm this is not the worse... I've seen the most disgusting thing in my life today.... some man was DROOLING!!!!!!!!! hahaha the newspaper he holding was flooded with water... ok maybe not so much but there was a big drop... then when he woke up, he cross his arms and felt his saliva... but he didn't react and continue sleeping OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to take a pic but the MRT so packed that i can't even move my hands..

After taking many yrs of public transport, I've observed a trend. People who always fight for sits are as follow:
1. Aunties!!!! This grp of pple will go all out and fight their way from 1 end to another just to get a sit even if its only 1 stop.
2. AH MAS!!! Actually ah mas are worse but they are seen in small amounts so i rank them 2nd
3. Dirty, Sleezy, AH PEK!!!!! (not ah gong) can't stand them... like the whole world owes them a living
4. FAT WOMAN !!! obviously becoz of their size...
5. Kids... hahaha.. of coz lah...

To all my loyal readers out there.. sorry so long no update.. haa will update more in future lots of dirty jokes to crack :D

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

@ 7:27 AM

eh went back sch ytd.... nobody gimme present !!! so SAD!!! haha jkjk
saw afew pple... realised i miss them alot.. andeline... ahboy... 4 LPs... fiona melis.. marilyn vinda rain..huiqi.. wah afew more.. really really... dunno wat to say...

eh... now 722am... just came home from mahjong... play so long no win no lose.. tmd waste my time... my eye bag getting from bad to worst... even my lil cousin say i look like zombie... how ah....

today Hongwei bday happy bday hahaz

Sunday, January 08, 2006

@ 1:44 AM

Ding lvl up !! 20 le haha thank you all for your punctual SMSes hahaha quite a number of u thus i never reply back sms. So i decided to blog it out Thank you pple for your sms... To those that haven wish me, haha u have 22 hours 18 mins more to wish me !!!

Friday, January 06, 2006

@ 5:27 PM

I was reading Wendy and Shihui's blog and found that I really miss the ponies.

Ernest... my so called gay partner.. though his popularity and busyness always cause problems to gatherings, he's always one of the impt asset in pony. Cracking lame and stupid jokes which makes us more united coz we would all gif him the same stare that the joke's not funny haha

Perry... my gaming partner... haha from online games.. to arcade catch bear games... to sports.. anything under the sun.. BTs of DNA camp.. together we worked and created many fun moments for pple...

Yeting.. Pony leader... haha nth much to say about this butch.. hahaz... fierce rough evil is all her prevailing qualities!!! She's always eating non-stop (10 mins interval every meal) but she's so skinny, she got no meat at all !!!

Choowei.. aka boss!!! haha the very Kiasu type.. everything also do fast fast... do project with her not scared leave out anything coz she will do everything even if its not required!! But she always like to bully wendy haha

Wendy.. aka the blur queen aka YMTL... always so blur... ask her anything she always say dunno..., but results come out always so good... dunno fake 1 anot... haha but she's getting a hang of suaning pple!!

Joanna.. aka BIG SIS!!!! always quarrel with me haha buthen she is my gaming partner too !! got wat new game she also noe... IT pro.. always like to play with software and programming...

Shihui... aka cheeky girl... haha always anti social with the grp.. and always lost in a world with wendy... also another IT pro... but tok to her sometimes can puke blood coz she always HUH HUH HUH!!!

Ponies ... Unite... Together we make a difference.. 4 legs and 1 body`~!~! we remain undivided!! gallaping in NP~~~~

@ 5:09 PM

Today sibei suay man !!! I was trapped inbetween 3 AHPEKS in the MRT JUST NOW!!! WTF!!!! its really trap!! i totally cannot move at all... but lucky also la coz even when the train jerks, im rooted to the ground hahaz

Today i see 1 kinds guy... he let 1 uncle sit.. he looks very decent and innocent.. like those kind dun even noe wat sex means that type.. After he let the uncle sit, he go 1 corner and smile, very proud and happy of what he has done... really... nerd...

2 more days i lvling up to lvl 20... which means byebye to my teenage days.. nxt week going for medical checkup... die man i sure kanna pang pang ju le bu.... attachment making me fat... every day just eat and sit on the chair and sleep... but nvm SAF will make me fit again. But i alot of old injuries and sickness.

My office downstairs setup the dunno wat thing for the monk to biao yan for the ren ci yi yuan charity... looks quite stupid.. garment always ask pple donate money.. but y the garment so much money dun donate to us??

Thursday, January 05, 2006

@ 10:59 AM

Today is 5th of January which means in 3 more days, I'm gonna lvl up and become lvl 20... 20... 20... 20.... 2 decades.... 1/5 a centuary thats freaking... ok forget it..

Anyway please remember to buy my present and prepare to give it to me hahahaha WILL BE GOING TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY TO COLLECT!!!!!!!!! ANG BAOs with $50 Sing dollars each person preffered.

This few days not much news. As usual sleeping in the office. My chair very cosy nice to sleep. Anyone sitting on this chair sure kanna the sleeping spell and sleep de its just too comfy. Haha Anyway next week my department got dinner at turf club to celebrate xmas and new yr. There will also be horse betting session. I tink my big boss wanna bet so ask the whole department got bet with him hahaz. I never play horse betting before so i tink i will try my luck.

Just now read ahqi's blog... see her blog got pple say she like to act nice. Let me tell u this people, she where got act nice 1!! see me 1 time beat 1 time! u all sure she acting! don't anyhow say man ! haha Anyone say u act good is blind coz u are never good to me haha. Don't worry girl who bully you tell me. I will stuff their mouths with sausages that u owe me hahaz!

Okay.. my dat ting ting fren worked late again.. must be boss torture her again. I feel sad for her but i cannot do anything... but its just 7 more weeks so i hope she can tahan over it and maybe on the last day burn up that company... I shall now hereby start the cursing of the 2 boss of hers that their company will go bankrupt after ting ting leave the company.

Btw haven heard from that vegetable for a long time. wonder how is he. Also haven go out with that Mr P for a long time.. tmd wat happened to the powerpuff!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

@ 3:00 PM

All kinds of things can happen on the MRT. when it is crowded and packed, people will shout their excuse me loudly just to get out of the train... whats the point of saying excuse me when the tone is so offending. Some people gets agitated easily when some1 else touches him/her by accident.... For F@@@ sake its so freakin crowded in the morning!!! If u wanto have all the space in the world, take the damn TAXI!! If u're too poor to enjoy that comfort, then quit whining!!

Not that I offended some1 else or some1 offended me this morning, just that the sight of that makes me sick... How awful Singaporeans can be.. I guess the Ministry shud concentrate on the child's character behavier then throwing them all the F=MA, 1+2=3 WHICH at the end of their 3/4 lifetime, is of no uSE!!!!!

kids these days are getting bad, smoking, drinking, and tons of stuff I would never imagine myself to be doing my time... Not as if I'm very old, its just a few years difference and there is such big significant change.. WTF are schools and parents doing these days!!! Where are the passionate teachers? WTF are parents working so hard ignoring your childs growth and in the end getting themselves abandoned in future!! PURE STUPID!

Today in MRT, I saw this very pretty girl with a nice dressing, its a low V neck dress (I suppose can't see becoz...) and on top she's wearing a mini jacket like clothes where it only covers the top party and splits at the cleavage portion. Conclusion, it forms a diamond shape with the dress below to only show the girls cleavage haha. See liao my eye stuck on her awhile lolx OOPSx... haiz typical guy buthen I never see pple wear likdat be4 so look abit more.

Sianz now must go tok to my manager... mafan si le ... i scared of her summore..

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

@ 10:30 AM

Today is after New year 1st day of work... ok for me is another day of slacking. Anyway year 2006 marks the end of another end of the world prophecy. Also it marks the year where I had live for a WHOOPING 2 decades on this planet Earth!!! Just 5 more days and I'll be welcoming my days as 20s!!! Just like playing game.. so fast level up.., just that in game, i wanna fast fast lvl up but in real life.. i wish i could level down.

Many pple ask me wat is my new yr resolution and i answered I dun have. Reason is that I will never meet them. haha. Plus, I'm going to army soon so theres not much resolution i can make except maybe to level up faster in my Warcraft haha.

Something amazing happen today. I gotto sit on the MRT while taking the east west line lolx!!! amazing ~!!! 1st time in dunno how many mths. Oh today i nearly had a chance to take a upskirt video !!! the lady sitting opposite me open her leg very very big !! and she wearing skirt!!!!... when i was about to get my camera phone ready..... she get off the MRT !!!! omg!! i was so.. pek ceK!!!! haha damn i sound so tiko! but i really wanna try it at least once... haha sounds thrilling.

OK boys and girls
frens and relatives
GFs and BFs
Darling and Dears
of coz to my AQ

I AM GETTING SO SO SO SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

@ 11:34 PM

hmm today long day. Had to witness some survey session for my job.. so toured around clementi for about 2 hours non stop... wah like excersing likdat... so tired exhausted..

the worst ting is, run to so many household but only 2 is willing to do the survey for us... its either pple are not home or they just simply refuse to do it... wtf man singaporeans not coorperative at all!! but also cannot blame.. singapore too many con man cases.. sumore just now is 3 guys so i tink they more weary...

my manager who brought me back is driving a yellow sports car.. woo i 1st time sit sports car felt damn shiok! haha

come home late today... went plaza buy yoshi... on the way back saw this sexy pretty girl... she was paying her bills at the AXS machine... then i notice something... 2 ah peks... or rather 2 TICO PEKS!!! was oogling HARD at her... and i mean STARING at her... the reason? she was wearing a short skirt... even though the girl caught my attention and made me look at her again, but those 2 lao ticos are really overboard!!! they just stand behind her and OGLE!!! and discuss... their eyes FIXED at the girls butt... wah lau i see already feel like slapping them !!!

lucky the girl never go upstairs if not sure kanna upskirt by the 2 tico peks.... and me of coz haha

Monday, January 23, 2006

@ 12:26 AM

bought new phone new keyboard new mouse new clothes new bluetooth adaptor hahahaha happening day... 490 gone

Friday, January 20, 2006

@ 12:32 AM

If u think dogs can't blog, then think again....
here's a blog about 2 dogs life hahahaha
http://letstwistlickdunk.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

@ 11:19 PM

Have u ever felt like an ham cheen peng on the MRT or BUS!!!
YES I KNOW how does it feel... its like squeezing your fat out of your meat... omg today the MRT is extremely crowded that im really like a ham cheen peng... Imagine uncle aunty ahma ahkong girl boy lady men... squeezing u from all corners...

Ok nvm this is not the worse... I've seen the most disgusting thing in my life today.... some man was DROOLING!!!!!!!!! hahaha the newspaper he holding was flooded with water... ok maybe not so much but there was a big drop... then when he woke up, he cross his arms and felt his saliva... but he didn't react and continue sleeping OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to take a pic but the MRT so packed that i can't even move my hands..

After taking many yrs of public transport, I've observed a trend. People who always fight for sits are as follow:
1. Aunties!!!! This grp of pple will go all out and fight their way from 1 end to another just to get a sit even if its only 1 stop.
2. AH MAS!!! Actually ah mas are worse but they are seen in small amounts so i rank them 2nd
3. Dirty, Sleezy, AH PEK!!!!! (not ah gong) can't stand them... like the whole world owes them a living
4. FAT WOMAN !!! obviously becoz of their size...
5. Kids... hahaha.. of coz lah...

To all my loyal readers out there.. sorry so long no update.. haa will update more in future lots of dirty jokes to crack :D

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

@ 7:27 AM

eh went back sch ytd.... nobody gimme present !!! so SAD!!! haha jkjk
saw afew pple... realised i miss them alot.. andeline... ahboy... 4 LPs... fiona melis.. marilyn vinda rain..huiqi.. wah afew more.. really really... dunno wat to say...

eh... now 722am... just came home from mahjong... play so long no win no lose.. tmd waste my time... my eye bag getting from bad to worst... even my lil cousin say i look like zombie... how ah....

today Hongwei bday happy bday hahaz

Sunday, January 08, 2006

@ 1:44 AM

Ding lvl up !! 20 le haha thank you all for your punctual SMSes hahaha quite a number of u thus i never reply back sms. So i decided to blog it out Thank you pple for your sms... To those that haven wish me, haha u have 22 hours 18 mins more to wish me !!!

Friday, January 06, 2006

@ 5:27 PM

I was reading Wendy and Shihui's blog and found that I really miss the ponies.

Ernest... my so called gay partner.. though his popularity and busyness always cause problems to gatherings, he's always one of the impt asset in pony. Cracking lame and stupid jokes which makes us more united coz we would all gif him the same stare that the joke's not funny haha

Perry... my gaming partner... haha from online games.. to arcade catch bear games... to sports.. anything under the sun.. BTs of DNA camp.. together we worked and created many fun moments for pple...

Yeting.. Pony leader... haha nth much to say about this butch.. hahaz... fierce rough evil is all her prevailing qualities!!! She's always eating non-stop (10 mins interval every meal) but she's so skinny, she got no meat at all !!!

Choowei.. aka boss!!! haha the very Kiasu type.. everything also do fast fast... do project with her not scared leave out anything coz she will do everything even if its not required!! But she always like to bully wendy haha

Wendy.. aka the blur queen aka YMTL... always so blur... ask her anything she always say dunno..., but results come out always so good... dunno fake 1 anot... haha but she's getting a hang of suaning pple!!

Joanna.. aka BIG SIS!!!! always quarrel with me haha buthen she is my gaming partner too !! got wat new game she also noe... IT pro.. always like to play with software and programming...

Shihui... aka cheeky girl... haha always anti social with the grp.. and always lost in a world with wendy... also another IT pro... but tok to her sometimes can puke blood coz she always HUH HUH HUH!!!

Ponies ... Unite... Together we make a difference.. 4 legs and 1 body`~!~! we remain undivided!! gallaping in NP~~~~

@ 5:09 PM

Today sibei suay man !!! I was trapped inbetween 3 AHPEKS in the MRT JUST NOW!!! WTF!!!! its really trap!! i totally cannot move at all... but lucky also la coz even when the train jerks, im rooted to the ground hahaz

Today i see 1 kinds guy... he let 1 uncle sit.. he looks very decent and innocent.. like those kind dun even noe wat sex means that type.. After he let the uncle sit, he go 1 corner and smile, very proud and happy of what he has done... really... nerd...

2 more days i lvling up to lvl 20... which means byebye to my teenage days.. nxt week going for medical checkup... die man i sure kanna pang pang ju le bu.... attachment making me fat... every day just eat and sit on the chair and sleep... but nvm SAF will make me fit again. But i alot of old injuries and sickness.

My office downstairs setup the dunno wat thing for the monk to biao yan for the ren ci yi yuan charity... looks quite stupid.. garment always ask pple donate money.. but y the garment so much money dun donate to us??

Thursday, January 05, 2006

@ 10:59 AM

Today is 5th of January which means in 3 more days, I'm gonna lvl up and become lvl 20... 20... 20... 20.... 2 decades.... 1/5 a centuary thats freaking... ok forget it..

Anyway please remember to buy my present and prepare to give it to me hahahaha WILL BE GOING TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY TO COLLECT!!!!!!!!! ANG BAOs with $50 Sing dollars each person preffered.

This few days not much news. As usual sleeping in the office. My chair very cosy nice to sleep. Anyone sitting on this chair sure kanna the sleeping spell and sleep de its just too comfy. Haha Anyway next week my department got dinner at turf club to celebrate xmas and new yr. There will also be horse betting session. I tink my big boss wanna bet so ask the whole department got bet with him hahaz. I never play horse betting before so i tink i will try my luck.

Just now read ahqi's blog... see her blog got pple say she like to act nice. Let me tell u this people, she where got act nice 1!! see me 1 time beat 1 time! u all sure she acting! don't anyhow say man ! haha Anyone say u act good is blind coz u are never good to me haha. Don't worry girl who bully you tell me. I will stuff their mouths with sausages that u owe me hahaz!

Okay.. my dat ting ting fren worked late again.. must be boss torture her again. I feel sad for her but i cannot do anything... but its just 7 more weeks so i hope she can tahan over it and maybe on the last day burn up that company... I shall now hereby start the cursing of the 2 boss of hers that their company will go bankrupt after ting ting leave the company.

Btw haven heard from that vegetable for a long time. wonder how is he. Also haven go out with that Mr P for a long time.. tmd wat happened to the powerpuff!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

@ 3:00 PM

All kinds of things can happen on the MRT. when it is crowded and packed, people will shout their excuse me loudly just to get out of the train... whats the point of saying excuse me when the tone is so offending. Some people gets agitated easily when some1 else touches him/her by accident.... For F@@@ sake its so freakin crowded in the morning!!! If u wanto have all the space in the world, take the damn TAXI!! If u're too poor to enjoy that comfort, then quit whining!!

Not that I offended some1 else or some1 offended me this morning, just that the sight of that makes me sick... How awful Singaporeans can be.. I guess the Ministry shud concentrate on the child's character behavier then throwing them all the F=MA, 1+2=3 WHICH at the end of their 3/4 lifetime, is of no uSE!!!!!

kids these days are getting bad, smoking, drinking, and tons of stuff I would never imagine myself to be doing my time... Not as if I'm very old, its just a few years difference and there is such big significant change.. WTF are schools and parents doing these days!!! Where are the passionate teachers? WTF are parents working so hard ignoring your childs growth and in the end getting themselves abandoned in future!! PURE STUPID!

Today in MRT, I saw this very pretty girl with a nice dressing, its a low V neck dress (I suppose can't see becoz...) and on top she's wearing a mini jacket like clothes where it only covers the top party and splits at the cleavage portion. Conclusion, it forms a diamond shape with the dress below to only show the girls cleavage haha. See liao my eye stuck on her awhile lolx OOPSx... haiz typical guy buthen I never see pple wear likdat be4 so look abit more.

Sianz now must go tok to my manager... mafan si le ... i scared of her summore..

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

@ 10:30 AM

Today is after New year 1st day of work... ok for me is another day of slacking. Anyway year 2006 marks the end of another end of the world prophecy. Also it marks the year where I had live for a WHOOPING 2 decades on this planet Earth!!! Just 5 more days and I'll be welcoming my days as 20s!!! Just like playing game.. so fast level up.., just that in game, i wanna fast fast lvl up but in real life.. i wish i could level down.

Many pple ask me wat is my new yr resolution and i answered I dun have. Reason is that I will never meet them. haha. Plus, I'm going to army soon so theres not much resolution i can make except maybe to level up faster in my Warcraft haha.

Something amazing happen today. I gotto sit on the MRT while taking the east west line lolx!!! amazing ~!!! 1st time in dunno how many mths. Oh today i nearly had a chance to take a upskirt video !!! the lady sitting opposite me open her leg very very big !! and she wearing skirt!!!!... when i was about to get my camera phone ready..... she get off the MRT !!!! omg!! i was so.. pek ceK!!!! haha damn i sound so tiko! but i really wanna try it at least once... haha sounds thrilling.

OK boys and girls
frens and relatives
GFs and BFs
Darling and Dears
of coz to my AQ

I AM GETTING SO SO SO SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!